{"id":202,"date":"2014-02-15T06:37:52","date_gmt":"2014-02-14T21:37:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.peatix.com\/article\/beats-by-peatix-phd-music-for-any-event"},"modified":"2018-06-28T10:16:57","modified_gmt":"2018-06-28T10:16:57","slug":"beats-by-peatix-phd-music-for-any-event","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eventblog.peatix.com\/experiences\/beats-by-peatix-phd-music-for-any-event\/","title":{"rendered":"Beats by Peatix, PhD: Music for any event"},"content":{"rendered":"

Several weeks ago famed music producer and headphoneateur Dr. Dre dropped Beats Music on the world, enabling users of the app to find the right music for literally any occasion or mood:<\/p>\n

\"Beats<\/p>\n

Well Doc Dre, after this blog post you might just lose your license to practice beats, because Peatix today announces the release of Beats by Peatix, PhD. Beats by Peatix, PhD allows users to literally, literally<\/em> determine the exact right song or piece of music for any possibly conceivable scenario. To give you an idea of what is possible with Beats by Peatix, PhD, we\u2019ve come up with a few of those possibly conceivable scenarios:<\/p>\n

Scenario 1:<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m
\nTrapped in a cave<\/strong>
\n& feel like
\nGetting out<\/strong>
\nwith
\nA pickaxe <\/strong>
\nto
\nContinue living my life and raising my family<\/strong><\/p>\n

Scenario 2:<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m
\nAt a party<\/strong>
\n& feel like
\nGetting laid<\/strong>
\nwith
\nWhoever<\/strong>
\nto
\nthe Pocahontas<\/em> soundtrack<\/strong>
\n\"Pocahontas<\/p>\n

Scenario 3:<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m
\nIn a steel drum band<\/strong>
\n& feel like
\nANYTHING but \u201cUnder the Sea\u201d<\/strong>
\n**Okay, Beats by Peatix, PhD with start playing \u201cUnder the Sea\u201d**
\nwith
\nNOOOOO<\/strong>
\nto
\nNOOOOOOOOOOO<\/strong><\/p>\n

Scenario 4:<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m
\nModest Mouse<\/strong>
\n& feel like
\nModest Mouse<\/strong>
\nwith
\nModest Mouse<\/strong>
\nto
\nPLEASE MODEST MOUSE NOW PLZ<\/strong>
\n\"Modest<\/p>\n

Scenario 5:<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m
\nAt a choir concert<\/strong>
\n& feel like
\nListening to the choir<\/strong>
\nwith
\nMy friends<\/strong>
\nto
\nWhatever they\u2019re actually singing<\/strong><\/p>\n

Scenario 6:<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m
\nThe walrus<\/strong>
\n& feel like
\nI\u2019ve never been born<\/strong>
\nwith
\nA little help from my friends<\/strong>
\nto
\nKnow her is to love her<\/strong>
\n\"Beatles<\/p>\n

Scenario 7:<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m
\nClinically depressed<\/strong>
\n& feel like
\nTaking my own life<\/strong>
\nwith
\nSomething quick<\/strong>
\nto
\nBarbara Streisand <\/strong><\/p>\n

Scenario 8:<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m
\nRichard Sherman<\/strong>
\n& feel like
\nThe greatest corner in the game<\/strong>
\nwith
\nNo one even close<\/strong>
\nto
\nMe<\/strong>
\n\"Richard<\/p>\n

Scenario 9:<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m
\nOn the subway<\/strong>
\n& feel like
\nRelaxing<\/strong>
\nwith
\nMy Spotify app<\/strong>
\nto\u2026<\/p>\n

Scenario 10:<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m
\nDr. Dre<\/strong>
\n& feel like
\nCreating an app<\/strong>
\nwith
\nMy homies<\/strong>
\nto
\nLOVE MY HOMIES<\/strong><\/p>\n

Alright so that last one there might\u2019ve been a joke, but the rest are actually totally plausible scenarios on Beats by Peatix, PhD. The app should be ready really super soon, so check back here for more updates and to get recommendations for music to download our app to!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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