Several weeks ago famed music producer and headphoneateur Dr. Dre dropped Beats Music on the world, enabling users of the app to find the right music for literally any occasion or mood:
Well Doc Dre, after this blog post you might just lose your license to practice beats, because Peatix today announces the release of Beats by Peatix, PhD. Beats by Peatix, PhD allows users to literally, literally determine the exact right song or piece of music for any possibly conceivable scenario. To give you an idea of what is possible with Beats by Peatix, PhD, we’ve come up with a few of those possibly conceivable scenarios:
Scenario 1:
I’m
Trapped in a cave
& feel like
Getting out
with
A pickaxe
to
Continue living my life and raising my family
Scenario 2:
I’m
At a party
& feel like
Getting laid
with
Whoever
to
the Pocahontas soundtrack
Scenario 3:
I’m
In a steel drum band
& feel like
ANYTHING but “Under the Sea”
**Okay, Beats by Peatix, PhD with start playing “Under the Sea”**
with
NOOOOO
to
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Scenario 4:
I’m
Modest Mouse
& feel like
Modest Mouse
with
Modest Mouse
to
PLEASE MODEST MOUSE NOW PLZ
Scenario 5:
I’m
At a choir concert
& feel like
Listening to the choir
with
My friends
to
Whatever they’re actually singing
Scenario 6:
I’m
The walrus
& feel like
I’ve never been born
with
A little help from my friends
to
Know her is to love her
Scenario 7:
I’m
Clinically depressed
& feel like
Taking my own life
with
Something quick
to
Barbara Streisand
Scenario 8:
I’m
Richard Sherman
& feel like
The greatest corner in the game
with
No one even close
to
Me
Scenario 9:
I’m
On the subway
& feel like
Relaxing
with
My Spotify app
to…
Scenario 10:
I’m
Dr. Dre
& feel like
Creating an app
with
My homies
to
LOVE MY HOMIES
Alright so that last one there might’ve been a joke, but the rest are actually totally plausible scenarios on Beats by Peatix, PhD. The app should be ready really super soon, so check back here for more updates and to get recommendations for music to download our app to!
